January 2012
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
iammarsz:
Shoutout to all the attractive girls I will never follow because they collectively possess the IQ of a raisin.
December 2011
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
Lmao
Straight Girls: Wow, look at that girl I wish I was her.
Lesbians: Wow, look at that girl I wish I was in her.
“You don’t need to give reasons for the things you do - you just have to do what...”
– Kristen Stewart (via itiswhatitis16)
